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Lark: "We all know he talks a lot...and sometimes it's hard to follow what the hell he's talking about. Also, he tends to relate everything to war. So, in these speeches made by Treize in different parodies and stories, the goal is for you to not understand or to be bored about something being compared to war. Enjoy ^_^
Stuff
By Me
**Taken
from Rambles**
The following excerpts are taken from a rambles I write on my Final Fantasy site where the Final Fantasy guys hang out with me and people I know. The Gundam Wing guys, including Zechs and Treize, will sometimes make surprise visits. Here's stuff poking fun at them, taken from my rambles:
The Ramble:
There Are No Gundam's In Baseball!
What's
Going On: The Final Fantasy guys and the Gundam Wing guys are playing each
other in baseball. Treize plays short stop, Zechs is center field, and
the Treize faction is in the stands.
Heero: "That's enough, Treize. No one understands what the hell you're talking about."
Treize: "Would you like me to explain it again?"
Everyone else:
"No!"
Lady Une: *cheers* "Give me a T! Give me an R! Give me an E! Give me an I, Z, E! What does it spell? Treize!!" *jumps up and down* "Go Mr. Treize!"
(the treize faction goes nuts in the stands)
Zell: "Geez, you have a lot of fans."
Treize: "They're my loyal supporters. You see--"
Lark: *calls from first base* "Treize, honey, I love ya but just bat!"
Treize: "Okay, sweetie." *hits a double*
Lark:
"Crap." *mumbles* "Never mind."
Treize:
"That is something even I cannot explain."
Treize guy #1: "I'd die for Treize!"
Treize guy #2: "I'd die for him first!"
Treize guy #3: "No, I would first!"
Treize guy #1: "I'd do anything for Treize!"
Treize guy #2: "No, I would!"
Treize guy #3: "I'd crash my Taurus suit into a building for Treize!"
Treize guy #1: "Big deal! I'd get eaten alive by a lion!"
Treize guy #2: "I'd get eaten alive by cockroaches!"
Treize:
*interrupts* "Don't worry, men. You can all die for me. But senseless deaths--"
*keeps talking but gets drowned out by the cheering of the treize faction*
Heero: "Not now, Treize."
Heero: "It wasn't really funny."
Lark: *chin trembles* "It wasn't?"
Heero: "It
was, it was." *hugs her* "I was lying. If you want to read Lark's rambles,
some of them have Gundam Wing in them and are clearly marked. Click here
if you dare..."
Lark: "Can you except me *not* to help myself? I'm the kind of sicko that chants 'stand up' when they show Treize in the bathtub."
Treize: *turns red* "Oh dear..."
Lark: "Okay, most of this stuff has yaoi implications. Warning you now. And these all come from my sick mind unless otherwise specified. And some of these are just my comments on stuff he did in the episodes."
The Bathtub Scene....from 5 Gundam's confirmed
Treize: "My
hat's off to Zechs. And my shirt and my pants...and my boots..."
Lady Une:
"Ugh...I hate that Zechs guy..."
This one's by Jackie:
Treize: *in
bath with rubber ducky* "Daddy loves ducky! Does ducky love daddy?" *squeak
squeak* "Quack quack!"
Lady Une:
*groans* "What did I ever see in him?"
Treize: *stands
up* "I'm done!"
Lady Une:
*eyes widen* "Now I remember..."
From Party Night
Me: Let's play:
What The Hell is Treize Talking About?
Treize: "A
dark shadow seems to follow us whereever we go."
Lady Une:
"You're talking about the Gundams, right? Am I right?! Please say I'm right!"
Another one from Party Night...when Treize is talking to Noin and slips a little..
Treize: "Give
my regards to Lt. sex--er...Zechs. Pronunce it right when you tell him,
Noin."
Noin: "Uh...right,
sir."
From Episode 7...I don't know the name...this is just my little interpretation of Treize sending all the pacifists in one jet...
Me: Hahahahahahaha! Into Treize's magical jet of doom boys! Oh, not you General Annoying. We have a better death planned for you...whoops.
What Treize should have said when Septim was being annoying...
General Septim: "WHY AREN'T WE LEAVING?!"
Treize: "Shut the *hell* up!"
From the Treize Assassination....
Me: When Une's talking to him, Treize is reading something...I say it's an Ann Rice novel...my sister says it "The Little Engine that Could". I don't know...what do you think?
More...
Une: "Can it
be I don't understand Mr. Treize?
Me: "Ha ha!!
Lady Une doesn't think she understands Treize, huh? Welcome to the club,
honey!"
More....
*screen flips
on of a serene plain*
Lady Une:
"What the @#$% is this?"
Treize: "Don't
worry yourself, Lady Une. Just watch the nice plains while I fight the
pilot."
Lady Une:
"Sometimes you scare me..."
From "Heero, Distracted By Defeat"
Lady Une: "I
don't think it's such a good idea to give Zechs so much special treatment."
Treize: "Lady
Une...I'm obviously in love with him. Has it taken you so long to realize
it?"
Lady Une:
*mumbles* "I was trying to convince myself it wasn't true..."
More...
Treize: "Thank
you for your help, Zechs."
Zechs: "I'll
thank you more later." *wink*
More..
Treize: "I'm
looking forward to day where you take off that mask."
Zechs: "...are
you coming on to me, sir?"
Treize: "And
why you're taking off your mask, why don't you take off your shirt...and
your boots...oh, just take it all off."
Zechs: "Uh...yes
sir!"
From The Whereabouts of Happiness
*treize touches
lady une's hand*
Lady Une:
*dreamy look* "I'll never wash this hand again..."
When Treize is Stepping down From OZ...the simplier speech....
Treize: "Duke
Dermale, I'd just like to say you can take this job and shove it, jerk
face! Romafeller sucks and so do those crappy mobile dolls! You people
are such morons! I want to be a loser! Gundam pilots rock, you suck!"
Duke Dermale:
"Are you saying you want to quit OZ?"
Treize: *clear
throat* "Simply, yes."
From Michelle....this is when they're on the plane, but I don't know what episode.
Treize: "Lady,
give me some more wine so I can sit here and look rich and
important."
Lady Une:
"Okay! More wine for Treize!" *thinks* Maybe if I get him drunk
enough we
can-
Treize: "We
shall win."
Lady Une:
"Does hat mean we're gonna take over the world?"
Treize: "Yes.
OZ would then be hated and the target of war. War is like
this wine,
deep and rich, yet so empty, because, like war, it can take
you over.
It takes me over. Therefore, I am like war, in that Zechs is my
target."
Lady Une:
"Wha!?"
Treize: "Those
who are hated must remain strong. Then they will be taken
over by OZ.
You see, Lady, OZ is weak dwelling on the strong,
manipulating
it, like a parasite. The same way Zechs likes to manipulate
me, but also
in the same way that Gundams try to manipulate the mobile
dolls. The
Gundams fly, much like flying Gundams, only not. Cheers."
*downs the
alcohol*
Lady Une:
"I hope that's the reason you don't make sense..."
Lark: "That's all I have so far. I'll update whenever I think of something!"
Lark: "So far I only have three. These feature the other Gundam Pilots as well. All three have a yaoi warning as well."
Gundam
Wing Goes to High School #1
by: Me and
Shell
Rated: PG-13
Yaoi alert!
ZechsxTreize
My sister,
Shell, and I, (Lauren in this story), wondered what would happen if the
guys of Gundam Wing came to our school. Some of the names have been changed
to protect the teachers. ^_^ Jackie and Michelle are friends of ours who
also love Gundam Wing. I graduated from the school, but I come back anyway!
Zechs and Treize are a couple in these stories. Enjoy!
Gundam
Wing Goes to High School #2
by: Me and
Shell
Rated: PG-13
Yaoi alert!
ZechsxTreize
Just another
"normal" day in high school. What will happen this time? Oh, and as an
added part, I'm saying right now my sister has this obession with hooking
up me and Wu-fei *shudders*
Gundam
Wing Goes To High School #3
by: Me and
Shell
Rated: PG-13
Yaoi alert!
ZechsxTreize
The guys sign
up for sports teams and it's up toe girls to keep an eye on them...
Treize’s
Crazy Not Drugged Up Trip” AND “WuFei’s Birthday Surprise
by: Shell
Rated: PG-13
Yaoi alert!
ZechsxTreize
Treize falls
down the stairs, hits his head and loses his memory..what does that mean
for the captured Gundam Pilots? A very funny and twisted story.