Zechs: "I like the sound of that."

Heero: "I don't."

Lark: "Welcome to the homepage of the Society Against the Complete Bastardization of Treize Kushranada, an organization I co-founded with Tabris. What exactly do we stand for--"

Heero: "I don't know. After all Treize is a bastard."

Zechs: "He is not!"

Lark: "Heero, you're banned from this page. Now get out and go back to the main page."

Heero: *grumbles* "Treize *is* a bastard..." *leaves*

Lark: "Anyway, if you think you might be interested in joining our happy little orgy of insanity, read on! What exactly is this all about? Tabris was kind enough to put it into words:"
 

The Purpose: To prevent further bastardization of our beloved Treize Khushrenada

The Oath: I do solemnly swear to uphold the ideals of His Excellency, Treize Khushrenada at all costs. I shall fully accept responsibility for ridding the world of all libel and/or slander that soils His Excellency’s good name.  I shall report members caught in the act of bastardization to the founders, Lark and Tabris, who will promptly administer necessary punishment (ie. thirteen lashes with the Thorny Switch of Justice). I shall also fulfill my obligations to attend a monthly meeting of TSACBOTK at the Romefellar Pleasure Palace, where I will eagerly participate in a hot and steamy orgy in appreciation of His greatness. I shall also recognize that I must purchase my own leather accessories and that TSACBOTK will NOT be held responsible for injuries incurred due to the sadomasochistic tendencies of its members.
 
 


Lark: "Here are the society's current members:

Tabris and Lark (co-founders)
Jay
Tzigane
Cheshire
tiiana
Day
kumiko
Suzie
DaMoyre
~
Mai Nguyen
Wing Zero_no_koi
Asaka
Heero Yuy
BUSH JACQUELINE
Jiyurii
Cecilia
Lucky
Angel Ikari
Arashi Kashu
~
Tzigane
CwnAnnwn
nellyq
Crimson
Kait
Anna
Mikhyel
Aoi
Lady Wil
Angel90999
~
Jenni
Lady Chaos
Olivia
Rime Dragona
Treize fangirl
Lady Une/Saint Une
Maeve
Tsunami Umikage
Rozu
Shinigami no Bachiatari
~
Zelas
Valiant
treize_khushrenada_mariemeia
Conni
-p-120-
Sailor Deimos
Midii Une
CJ Comer
Megumi
Kelo

~50 members!! Thanks, everyone!~

Sakura Azhreia
Little green
Irene
Lady Quanze
Ann Une
DragonLady
Lord Folken Lacour De Fanel
TATSU022182
Docky
Tellinius Korrelon
~
Dutchess Of Insanity
Kat
Snapdragon
Kristine
Kage Chikara
Treize von Stuiburg
Jayde
LightningZechs
Anna Maxwell
Karista
~
WindChaser
Hilde Merquise


Zechs: "So why is the meeting place called the Romefeller Pleasure Palace?"

Lark: "Actually, Tabris thought it up. Here's why:"

 In honor of Duke Dermail's decision to lock Treize up in a huge mansion where he is given all the materials to construct a mind-warping gundam that would ultimately be used to distroy the very foundation that provided him with the means to build it. Dermail calls it the Romefellar Headquarters. I thought it would be better named "The Romefellar
Pleasure Palace: Where all your dreams of brutal retaliation come true with the help of your oppressors!" Every time I see the episode where Dermail tells Treize that he's confined to Romefellar Headquarters, I just do a voice-over. "You will be confined to the Romefellar Pleasure Palace where you will be given all the high-tech equipment and staff to create a gundam for the leader of the most threatening organization in existence today: The White Fang."

Lark: "So the Romefeller Pleasure Palace it is! And everyone is also entitled to a lap top computer and a bowl filled with roses."

Treize: "I enjoy the scent of roses."

Lark: "There you are! Where were you, Treize-sama?"

Treize: "Heero cornered me and was yelling horrible things."

Lark: "Oh dear...."

Zechs: "*Now* may I get him with Epyon?"

Lark: "Not right now. I'm not finished yet! We even have an anthem! It was written by Jay, to the tune of "O, Canada"


O Treize-sama!: an anthem
--
O Treize-sama!
Our proud and loyal man!
True soldier's love, our General
will command.

With mobile suits we see thee rise,
Our Rose blossoms strong
and free!

From far and wide,
O Treize-sama, we sing off-tune for thee.
 

Writers keep our land glorious and free!
O Treize-sama, we sing off-tune for thee.

O Treize-sama, we sing off-tune
for thee.


Here is our official money, made by Lady Chaos! Thanks ^_^
 


 

Treize: "I enjoyed that."

Lark: "Think you might be interested in joining us?"

Treize: "Say yes."

Lark: "If you are, here's what you do!"

~E-mail me or Tabris, asking if you can join. (We'll say yes! We're not picky!)
~If you have a website, take our official banner, upload it to your own server, and link it back to http://www.ilovetreize.iwarp.com/society.html
Oh, and thanks to Jay for the banner!

~Just follow the rules of the society, and don't break 'em!"

Zechs: "If you do, I'll come after you in Epyon."

Lark: "No he won't. Don't let him scare you."

Zechs: *frowns* "I *never* get to fly it any more." *pause* "What about the Libra Cannon?"

Lark: "No!"

Treize: "That has a defect anyway."

Zechs: *pouts* "So..."

Lark: "Well that's it! You can go back now. And watch out for Heero. I think he's out for blood."